So, we have a cigarette can out in front of our office. It has one of those necks where you drop the cigarette in and it collects it in a bucket, so no butts on the ground. Well, I come in this morning and the butt can is opened and all the used butts are laying there with the left over tobacco rolled out. The homeless scum come at night and roll out the tobacco from the discarded butts and leave a mess of rolled out cigarette butts all over the place, and we get to clean it up.
Well, I don't like that.
So I played a little trick on them. The butt can is now full again! I went and got one from the back part of the warehouse and put it out front for the homeless scum to puff on tonight..except there is a little surprise. I pissed in the can.
Twice.
I hope they like the taste of my piss.
Well, I don't like that.
So I played a little trick on them. The butt can is now full again! I went and got one from the back part of the warehouse and put it out front for the homeless scum to puff on tonight..except there is a little surprise. I pissed in the can.
Twice.
I hope they like the taste of my piss.