Salzabar
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You make a salad and share with your fish on the veggie clip.
You will only marry someone who loves fish or has fish. (No Exceptions!)
You ask your spouse if the white spatter marks on the bathroom mirror look like baby snails.
You bring all of your tanks into one room for a family reunion
Your wife says that she will leave you if you buy one more tank. So now you're worried because you have to decide where to put the new tank
Your fish have a better house than you do.
Your fish tanks are cleaned every week yet your house rarely sees a duster
You have to tell your spouse you are working late so that he/she doesn't know you're at the fish store
The other customers ask you for help instead of the employees
You drive 500 miles to your vacation destination and instead of going sightseeing, you find all of the fish stores
You have a "fish" towel hanging in the bathroom and everyone in the house knows which one it is.
Your wife tells you "NO MORE AQUARIUMS" so you slowly start change all your tanks to bigger tanks and then when she's away at her mom's for the weekend you dig a pond.
your cat reminds you to clean it's fish tank
your garage is filled with tanks and there is no room for your car
Your local fish store recognizes your voice over the phone
Your local library has to send somebody to retrieve all of the fish books that you've "Forgotten" to return.
you have a battle of wits trying to get a fish out of a tank and you lose
The directions to your house include "look for the house that glows blue"
your electric and water companies send you gift certificates for your local fish stores.
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I can't take credit for any of these but if you want to add more be my guest. So far all but 2 of these are true for me. Ok, maybe 4 if you include the cat and the pond.
You will only marry someone who loves fish or has fish. (No Exceptions!)
You ask your spouse if the white spatter marks on the bathroom mirror look like baby snails.
You bring all of your tanks into one room for a family reunion
Your wife says that she will leave you if you buy one more tank. So now you're worried because you have to decide where to put the new tank
Your fish have a better house than you do.
Your fish tanks are cleaned every week yet your house rarely sees a duster
You have to tell your spouse you are working late so that he/she doesn't know you're at the fish store
The other customers ask you for help instead of the employees
You drive 500 miles to your vacation destination and instead of going sightseeing, you find all of the fish stores
You have a "fish" towel hanging in the bathroom and everyone in the house knows which one it is.
Your wife tells you "NO MORE AQUARIUMS" so you slowly start change all your tanks to bigger tanks and then when she's away at her mom's for the weekend you dig a pond.
your cat reminds you to clean it's fish tank
your garage is filled with tanks and there is no room for your car
Your local fish store recognizes your voice over the phone
Your local library has to send somebody to retrieve all of the fish books that you've "Forgotten" to return.
you have a battle of wits trying to get a fish out of a tank and you lose
The directions to your house include "look for the house that glows blue"
your electric and water companies send you gift certificates for your local fish stores.
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I can't take credit for any of these but if you want to add more be my guest. So far all but 2 of these are true for me. Ok, maybe 4 if you include the cat and the pond.
